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| Deliberate Gentle Love Master = Sara? |
| 02.29.04 (6:46 pm) [edit] |
http://www.okcupid.com/person...
Hahaha it's sad how accurate this is... and it's sad that my roommates and I are so amused with this site.
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| Fucked. |
| 02.29.04 (1:08 pm) [edit] |
So I worked last night, and then they fired me. Yea. I worked there for 3 years, and the one time I make a mistake without being told about it, they can my ass. It doesn't make any sense, since nobody wanted me to be fired except for the GM. The newly hired manager who was standing there while the GM was firing me was tearing up when she heard him tell me that I've been terminated. When I saw the other manager and he heard me tell somebody that I got canned... he looked crushed.
That place is such a crock, I can't wait until he fires the rest of the people who know how to run the place. Not to mention, I hope that he gets in a major car crash, loses all of his limbs, and lives in excrutiating pain for the rest of his long, sad, lonely, stumpy life.
Doesn't he realize that the 2 brain cells left in my head contain more intelligence than him and his whole family combined? It's funny because while he was firing me, I was questioning his "logic" and he got really confused and finally just cut to the chase and said "well, you're terminated. sign here."
Yup so I cried the whole way home. Way to go, Sara! I'm a drama queen after all!
But you know, it's probably a good thing, because I can finally stop worrying about getting fired now...
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| Stupid Nintendo. |
| 02.26.04 (3:10 pm) [edit] |
I hate Legend of Zelda. Yet... I can't stop playing it. As the hours of video game playing wear on, I feel my social skills starting to deteriorate exponentially....
I got invited to an X-Box party. Hahahaha. I [i]definitely[/i] need to make an appearance at that party. I'm such a dork.
I need Bugaboo Creek to call me back. I really need a job that's not an hour away... The guy that interviewed me yesterday seemed really excited that I was in his presence. Maybe he'll just hire me because they need a token "little blonde girl."
I have to go to some queer opera tonight for my music class. I can't wait until next thursday.
My birthday is in 2 weeks. :D
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| Super Nintendo Madness! |
| 02.24.04 (8:57 pm) [edit] |
I ganked my brother's super nintendo from mommy's house tonight. Oh god... I'm in heaven...
Ren and Stimpy is the hardest game ever. I can't even get past the first level. Why can't I be a hardcore geek and beat it? Stimpy won't stop jumping out at me, and I can't get around those goddamn mousetraps. When I was a little kid I used to be able to get to the end of the second level, where you fight the giant tongue. Atleast I think it's a tongue... I can't remember. It's the tooth level where the teeth keep falling on you and if you step on the nerves then you die...
"Hi. My name is Mung Mung, and this is tongue tongue." -The Tick Animated Series.
I heard that there was this engineer who was eating at a diner. And when some dude mentioned centifugal force the engineer killed the whole town.
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| Eh. |
| 02.23.04 (8:24 am) [edit] |
I really should start working on my homework sometime soon. It's due in about 3 hours. Hmm.
So last night we tried to clean out the shower, because the shower is absolutely putrid. I feel dirtier getting out of the shower than I did when I got in. Is that normal?
We poured a whole thing of draino down the drain over the course of the night, and it still hasn't done it's thing. I think I'm destined to live in Yellow House forever... It just never ends! Friday our heat stopped working... "the pilot light went out." or... did the curse put out the pilot light!?
I'm convinced that there's a curse on us... For some reason, we'll never be able to reside in a house with heat, internet, and clean bathrooms all at the same time. Ever. Of course, Yellow House had none of the above... But now, the heat is becoming inconsistant again, and the bathroom is just ... unacceptable. I'm a girl! I need a clean smelling, sparkling, rust-free, drainage-ready bathroom! Goddamnit! :x
Grr. So I just went and cleaned all the hair out of the putrid tub. We don't know whose hair it is. It's not ours. It's long black hair, and I know that I'm trim and tidy where it counts... ahem... and Jon and Max claim it's not theirs. Hmm.
Oh well. I guess I've done dirtier and nastier things in my life than take a shower. Right? ...
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| Engines Pumping and Thumping in Time. |
| 02.19.04 (10:28 pm) [edit] |
I had to attend the most awful display of butchered jazz ever presented tonight. It was a program comprised of Duke Ellington jazz compositions, and um... with some mixed in Shakespeare, Africa, and just plain yuck.
The WPI stage band is so embarrassing... I wish that they were a seperate entity not related to my school. They couldn't keep on the beat, and half of them were out of tune. Man. I get to write a paper on this performance... There's gonna be some strong and angry words in there.
I got cookies. I paid $5 to see this lame show... damn straight I'd better get some cookies.
Bitch betta' have my Sealy Posturepedic. Shiiiit.
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| Dippidy do dah. |
| 02.18.04 (4:57 pm) [edit] |
I named my teddy bear Minge. :D
I took a nap today for 2 hours... But my head hurts and I think I'm getting sick. I need chicken soup and a warm cloth for my forehead, stat. If you could stop reading this and get your ass over here and provide me with some tender loving care, I'd appreciate it. Now... move!
I'm falling so far behind in my classes... I don't even know why. I guess since I only have 2 weeks left until they're over, there's some subconscious response in my head every time I go to do work that says "Nah. Go get yourself a beer."
22 days till my birthday. :roll:
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| La la la. |
| 02.17.04 (12:23 pm) [edit] |
I skipped 2 classes today. It's about time I gave myself a break.
I went to the mall with Evan to look for an anklet for his woman. So we shopped. I bought myself a teddy bear from KB Toys, who I guess is going out of business? This does not please me... that store has been a staple in my life since I was a youngin'.
My bear is so rad. He's fluffy and awesome, and he doesn't whine or complain when I hog the bed or steal the blankets with vengeance.
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| It's one of those Mondays. |
| 02.16.04 (4:12 pm) [edit] |
I finished up my crazy midterm and passed it in today... I think I did alright. I just need to pass the class and get it over with.
So I've decided there's got to be something wrong with me. I got stood up again today, well. Not really stood up, because it wasn't a date or anything, but I'm by myself with nothing to do... again. Hmm. Looks like I've given up all hope for ever finding a boy who's not crappy.
I smell good too. Plus I look hot tonight. Oh well. His loss. 8)
So now Max and I are gonna go food shopping, probably pick up some beers, then drink ourselves into an oblivion. It's important to do that kind of stuff when you're a complete loser and you've lost all faith in the opposite sex.
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| 02.13.04 (5:35 pm) [edit] |
It's Friday! The 13th! I get to write 2 midterm papers! Yes! There's [i]nothing[/i] I'd rather be doing than sitting in front of my computer screen, putting legal regulations to use on a 20 page long scenario. Sara + legal jargon = bad times and angry eyebrows. :x
This whole being smart thing is really putting a cramp in my style, you dig?
Tomorrow is Valentine's Day, the most useless and ridiculous holiday -ever.- I'll be working; running around all night like a little bitch, making money at the discretion of the "guests." Then I'll come home and go to bed all by myself. Yay for Valentine's Day? ...
I made 2 AIM away messages tonight. I seem to be the quote-master of the evening. I'm a lyrical genius, I know... :P
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| Thank god it's.... Thursday? |
| 02.12.04 (5:58 pm) [edit] |
So. Zero classes today, my day was so rad. I didn't even put pants on until like, 3.
We tried to have a cookout tonight on the grill, because, stuff like that is just good times. But no. We're missing one of the racks on it or some crazy shit like that, so we ended up making burgers on the stove. Fuck that man! Fuck that! But meat so good...
"I love Wendy's meat in my mouth! I love grabbing the buns and putting that meat in my mouth. I love how it tastes, and when it slides down my throat... mmm." Yet again, I must state, Steak and I should never spend 8 hours in a car... EVER. :wink:
Titilating Question of the Evening Why does the roommate get more action than I do? Especially when I'm undoubtedly hotter than he is?
Reassuring Thoughts Oh... wait... I do have some remaining pride and standards. That's right. Problem solved.
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| Yech. |
| 02.11.04 (5:07 pm) [edit] |
So. I just took a nap for about 2.5 hours... on top of a 20 minute nap I took earlier this afternoon. I feel like crap. What the fuck. =/
Somebody come cuddle? You just can't sleep for that long by yourself on a couch... you just can't do it.
I don't have school tomorrow! All my classes got cancelled for one reason or another... So I have an entire day to myself. I'm gonna do nothing, and it'll be everything I ever thought it could be.
Today's Reason to PartyThe La-z-boy chair was invented.
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| Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy |
| 02.09.04 (2:25 pm) [edit] |
I rediscovered the joy of downloading music... My free disk space is disappearing like twinkies in a fat kid's lunchbox.
You need to see this.
So I found out today that I have no classes on Thursday at all. This is the best term ever. My professors are so anti-teaching. It's great. I pay 28 grand to go here for... what exactly? 8)
Today's Reason to Party: The GI Joe doll was introduced.
Tangent to Today's Reason to Party: We got the GI Joe cartoon as a result... and then the dub-overs. Ebaum's World has them. Go there. Find them. Watch them.
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| Sunday, Sunday, Someday. |
| 02.08.04 (5:55 pm) [edit] |
I got a blender tonight. I blended things... I don't think I've known such heavenly bliss since... atleast yesterday.
You know, I really love Wal-Mart. It's so white trash, yet so invigorating.
Murphey's Love Laws:
-All the good ones are taken.
-If the person isn't taken, there's a reason. (see #1)
-The nicer someone is, the farther away they are from you.
-The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
-Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
-The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it.
-Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.
-Nice guys(girls) finish last.
-If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
-Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.
Today's Reason to Party: James Dean's birthday.
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| Hmm. |
| 02.08.04 (12:42 am) [edit] |
So I actually made money at work tonight, go me!
Burrito and Steaky came over tonight after I got home. I do have friends! I do!
I feel bad. Burrito got really drunk and he's sick and spinning. That's never fun. He's sleeping on the flip n' fuck tonight, which is actually pretty comfortable. I think he vomited. =/
Mommy's coming in the morning. I'll just stuff burrito in a corner and pretend that my friends don't come here and drink themselves silly.
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| Reefer Madness, eh? |
| 02.06.04 (10:04 pm) [edit] |
Alright. So. Best Buy offered us a fantastic flick named "Reefer Madness" for $5... and it was probably one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
It's some lame 1930's movie to educate parents about how marijuana is killing their children since clearly it's a deadly, hallucinagenic, highly addictive, space and time altering drug which makes you go clinically insane. Obviously.
You need to see this movie. It's indescribably hilarious.
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| It's Friday baby. |
| 02.06.04 (2:24 pm) [edit] |
It's Friday. Ohhh yea. It's also February and it's raining like no other out there. I walked back from class today, which I'd estimate to be about a quarter to a half mile away from my apartment... and I was dripping wet when I got home. This is no moist or damp situation... this is hardcore soaked.
So it snowed for some time this morning. That means that there's some crazy parking ban on some randomly chosen streets until they plow and clean up. Some guy was in the street yelling on his cell phone because his "fucking cah got fucking towed, mothafuckah." Yea. Gotta love that Worcester "wintah pahkin'" ban... I walked right past him hoping that he wouldn't throw his cell at me.
Just finished watching Boondock Saints. I'll never look at an iron the same way again. Yech.
So. It's Friday. Tonight Max and I will be getting chinese food, drinking beer, and watching "Reefer Madness" because we're losers and never have dates. This newly-implemented ritual is pretty sad, but hey... atleast roommates are good for something. Surprising.
Tomorrow is National Hangover Awareness day. Observe a holiday that makes sense. :wink:
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| Final Thoughts Before Bed. |
| 02.05.04 (10:21 pm) [edit] |
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All I really want is a blender.
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| Sara = Anti-Socialite. Finally. |
| 02.05.04 (10:19 pm) [edit] |
So. I finally have internet in my apartment. They couldn't hook up the cable for the TV which doesn't make sense... I was under the impression that these people got paid to do that kind of stuff... but whatever. I can finally resume my anti-social lifestyle. I will not subject myself to natural light for atleast 3 days! ...
I guess we're getting some huge ice-storm tomorrow, which is really putting a cramp in my style. I really don't want to be snowed/iced in.
[u]Haunting thought of the day[/u]: Why do I fuck myself over so much? Nobody can fuck with my life more effectively than I can.
My stomach hurts... and one of my roomies definitely got a booty call tonight. I'm so jealous, yet far too lazy to put in the effort to get my own. Guess I'm sharing my bed with me tonight... (story of my life?)
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| And... it's Sunday! |
| 02.01.04 (11:03 am) [edit] |
Alright. So. We moved into the new apartment, so that's good. The neighbors threw a party last night and I got to meet them, so that's good too.
I kind of like the new place. I really want to fix it up and get it to look nice, but then again, since I'm only gonna be there for 4 months... why bother?
I can't wait until we get internet installed. I actually have to -socialize- until Wednesday, which is when the cable guy comes to set everything up...
Superbowl tonight! Go Pats!
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